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I learned just this morning that both of Lady Gaga’s French bulldogs have been safely returned. You have probably seen surveillance camera footage of her dog walker being shot and knew that a $500,000 reward had been offered for their safe return. At about 6 PM PST, after the evening news cycle, a woman who says she found the dogs brought them in to an LAPD office to meet with detectives and Gaga family representatives. Her identity and the location the dogs were found is being kept confidential due to the ongoing criminal investigation. The reward was offered “no questions asked” but a person was shot in the chest so you can bet the police still have some questions. The dog walker’s condition has been upgrading to stable and he continues to recover.

My wife is happy about this news. This story has gotten so much coverage this week it means there is no other more important news. Buildings are not being bombed, the Capitol isn’t being stormed, entire states are not being buried under several feet of snow and ice this weekend, etc. Headlines about Gaga’s dogs and Mars rover pics are good indicators that at least some things have settled down.

You can follow the Perseverance Rover on Twitter. Hobbies include photography, collecting rocks and off-roading. That’s adorable. Someone pointed out, and not for the first time, that we can get full HD images and video all the way from Mars but every bank surveillance image looks like it was captured in VGA quality on equipment from the late 90’s. Yeah, those Perseverance selfies cost $2.6 billion. Unless you want ATM and checking account overdraft fees to increase by a factor of several thousand, don’t expect your bank to hire NASA to do install security cams.

Some doctors have seen zero cases of the flu so far this season. It’s hard to compile numbers for the current year until after but the CDC does keep a running total of pediatric deaths. So far this year there has been one, compared to 92 this same time one year ago. We would normally see 600,000 to 800,000 cases and 50,000 to 60,000 deaths in a typical year but this year there have been practically none (again we won’t have exact numbers for some time). It should come as no surprise that mask wearing, social distancing and the lack of anywhere to gather in large numbers has slowed what had been the most worrisome infection disease to a halt. The bad news is that there are so few flu cases that doctors cannot analyze the effectiveness of this year’s vaccine and make predictions about which strains will be the most prevalent next year. Sometimes those predictions are terribly wrong anyway but it might not matter. If mask wearing and social distancing continue into 2022 there shouldn’t be any flu outbreak next year either. Some experts predict that mask wearing and at least some social distancing protocols may become seasonal, reappearing every fall and winter. It would not be a total shutdown but if the more susceptible members of our population are vigilant then we may never see 50,000 flu deaths in a single year again.

Where else but Florida? I’ve seen face masks with mouth holes cut out of them and masks that surround the entire face and musical instrument. This is the next… logical step… in band practice safety. But I wonder: if you spend 60 minutes in your personal tent, blowing hard through your brass instrument, wouldn’t you fill that confined space with millions of virus particles if you were infected? What happens when everyone unzips and exits their pods at the same time? Imagine a smoker zipped up in one these and puffing away. The smoke is coming out with the smoker, if not floating visibly in the air the soaked into his or her hair and clothing.

Too many news stories this week, let’s talk about something else.

Sony Dream Machine clock radio – Before the LED number display this product had physical digits that flipped over, much like the GE clock radio that your parents or grandparents may have had. It’s one of those things you see memes about because in the 70’s or 80’s so many homes had exactly the same things; wood frame couch with the brown cushions, Rubbermaid pitcher with the button in the lid, you know. Let me tell me you about my clock radio. That pic is a screen shot but my parents gave me one exactly like that when I started high school. Dad handed me the box and blankly said “I’m not waking you up anymore.” I woke to that alarm all four years of high school and then through college. It went with us when Teresa and I got married and moved into our first apartment. She had a GE clock radio oddly enough and those things were made back when products were meant to last forever. Like a lot of people I quit wearing a watch and just looked at my phone to see what time it was. Even though this clock radio continued to sit on my nightstand, my cell phone offered more options to program multiple alarms and on different days of the week. Last fall when my mother, who is now 80, set her alarm clock back to standard time it went kinda glitchy. She asked if I had one she could borrow. So the same clock radio they gave me 30 years earlier I was able to give back to her. My phone is my alarm, camera, music player and sometimes a telephone. I recently started wearing a watch again but one that connects to my phone and also counts steps and records heart rate. I don’t listen to a lot of AM or FM radio but plenty of XM satellite radio in my car. I’ve gone through several televisions, microwaves and computers over the last 30 years but that little Sony Dream Machine just keeps doing what it does.

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Half the fun of watching the Super Bowl is the commercials. This T Mobile spot is hilarious. A lot of hype has been made over Tom Brady leaving behind a long and successful career in New England only to immediately return to the Big Game with Tampa Bay. I noted on Facebook that Brady threw three touchdown passes, two of them to Rob Gronkowski, so it’s true that the Super Bowl is never about one guy. This one was about two guys. Fun fact: the original ad T Mobile produced mentioned Tampa Bay specifically. The ad in its original form was rejected and the words “Tampa Bay” were replaced by the more generic sounding “Florida.”

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Pizza Hut rolls out Detroit style pizza nationwide. Your next question is probably “What is Detroit style pizza?” Well the first thing you might notice in the image is that this pizza is rectangle. It’s a picky little detail but Chicago style deep dish is usually round. The major difference is that while Chicago style pizza forms a deep dish and fills it with toppings, Detroit pizza has a much thicker crust. My wife’s complaint about Little Caesar’s Deep Deep Dish is that it’s not really deep dish pizza just a lot more bread. That’s Detroit style in a nutshell. Click here for more in depth analysis.

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The memorial service for Hank Aaron was televised this week from Truist Park in Atlanta. The small numbers of family and friends allowed to attend gathered right in front of Aaron’s statue in the Monument Garden. The Commissioner of Baseball Rob Manfred noted that even if you took away Aaron’s 755 home runs he would still have over 3,000 hits. A FB friend pointed out this week that even without the 755 home runs he would still have more hits than Wade Boggs!

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We’ve all seen them. Within hours of the inauguration Bernie Sanders memes had just about broken the internet. Jen Ellis, by the way, is a school teacher who knitted the mittens from repurposed sweaters and plastic bottles and gave them to Bernie back when he was on the campaign trail. She is honored that he is still wearing them but all the recent attention has been overwhelming.

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A notable distinction he never wanted: Jim Gilligan was the winner of the last episode of Jeopardy hosted by Alex Trebek and the returning champ on the first show hosted by Ken Jennings. Katie Couric, Mayim Bialik and Bill Whitaker are slated to appear as guest hosts and more will be announced later. A permanent replacement for Trebek has not been announced. Each guest host serves a two week stint and the cumulative total of winner takes during that two week period is donated to a charity of the guest host’s choosing.

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The headline speaks for itself. I was able to put together a year-in-review album on my personal Facebook page that focused on all the of the fun things we were able to do this past year. With very little mention of the pandemic or restrictions there were many positive moments not to be overlooked. There were plenty of 2020 memes and cartoons that we chose not to share here because there was already enough of it. We wanted to say “look here instead” and redirect focus on things positive and encouraging. You won’t hear a peep from me about what happened in D.C. this week, not because I don’t know or don’t care, but because it’s all been said already. Brevard County Fire and Rescue (FL) tweeted the dumpster fire pic and noted the irony that it was their last call of 2020. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

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If you’re superstitious, the black eyed peas are meant to bring health in the new year and the collard greens (or greens of your choice) will bring wealth. I consider this meal to be traditional New Year’s Day fare. My wife decided to cook dry beans and boil down fresh collards this year, I’m usually a little lazier than that.

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My birthday was two weeks ago but I have friends with birthdays on Dec. 18th, one week before Christmas, and one lucky enough to be born on December 25th. I guess in some ways that’s really special, until you get to a certain age (for me it was about 10 or 11) and you realize that kids with birthdays in the summer get presents twice a year. As you get older, birthdays don’t matter as much and maybe you’re glad that no one notices; but there may not be anything that matters more to a kid. And to have one of the most important days of your calendar year pretty much ignored by everyone… for those that don’t know, the struggle is real.

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